English Pronunciation: The Chaos by Gerard Nolst Trenite http://www.idallen.com/ncf/english.html
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Don't you wish when life is bad and things just don't compute, That all we really had to do was stop and hit reboot? Things would all turn out ok, life could be so sweet If we had those special keys Ctrl, Alt, and Delete Your boss is mad, your bills not paid, your wife, well she's just mute Just stop and hit those wonderful keys that make it all reboot You'd like to have another job but you fear living in the street? You solve it all and start anew, Ctrl, Alt, and Delete
This is a limerick, if read correctly: 1/3 3 / | 2 3 pi / 3-- \ | z dz * cos(----) = log | \/ e | | 9 \ / / 1 Answer: The integral of zee squared dee zee From one to the cube root of three Multiplied by cosine Of three pi over nine Is the log of the cube root of e.
A dozen, a gross, and a score, Plus three times the square root of four, Divided by seven, Plus five times eleven, Equals nine squared plus zero, no more.
Another Math Limerick
The result when you add one to e
raised to the power of three
point one four one five
nine two times i
is zero (approximately)
The Spell Checker Poem
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